there are animals called dikdiks
pronounced.. dick-dicks?
no pronounced xylophone
asdfgh hahhahahaahha
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EXCUSE ME?!
pardon…..
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
SOMEONE KİLL ME NOW
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in the year 6057
- historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
- historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
- historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
FUCK OFF
Why did it take me so long to finally stand up for myself? I waited so long to tell this kid that I didn’t want anything to do with him and kept letting him hurt me. But i’m done, FUCKİNG DONE AS FUCK.
OH MY GOSH!
OH MY GOSH!
OH MY GOSH!
OH MY GOSH!
that elephant
just drew a picture of itself
that last gif
did anyone notice it waves back with its trunk?
fffff so cute!
aaah
Aaaahhh????
OH MY GOD?
oh my god what a big sweet baby
O____O
Holy mother of god
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This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.
Gary Provost (via mycrofts)
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